Pardon the click bait, but we had to get you here somehow.
Welcome to our blog! We are so glad you clicked by. May we offer you a refreshment, perhaps a recap of last night’s Bachelorette episode or a light millennial-in-the-workplace-disaster anecdote? We think you’ll like it here, that is, if you like baby animals or good food or NOW That’s What I Call Music! 14. Most of you probably already know who we are, but just in case, allow us to introduce ourselves:
Stephanie: Me? When I’m not trolling Netflix for anything starring Keanu Reeves, I can be found playing ping pong with my dashing husband, emotionally attaching myself to other people’s dogs, or collecting different types of cheese and crackers from Publix (where shopping is a pleasure). If Sandra Bullock and Connie Britton ever took a selfie together, I’d pretty much throw the towel in on it all.
Suzanna: And me? I’m a new hire, fearlessly beating a path through this post-graduate jungle. What I mean to say is that I’m an English major with a job, and I made it through my first real wedding season without becoming an alcoholic. My little apartment is about the cutest thing you’ve ever seen; at least it would be, if Steph hadn’t taken all the HGTV genes in the family. I make it to my 6 a.m. yoga class at least every 2 weeks. You get the picture- I GET BY, OK.
What else is there to know about us, really?
Stephanie: We invest in local businesses.
Suzanna: We gather with other strong, independent females.
Stephanie: We support the arts.
Suzanna: We advocate for the underdogs.
Suzanna: Just one more.
Stephanie: I think they get the point.
"Why a blog," you ask?
In truth, we're probably still working through our rejection from the elementary school talent show (some people wouldn't recognize a good baton routine in front of their face in matching blue leotards) one day, one post at a time.
Before we go any further, however, we would be remiss not to thank our producers who have been with us every step of the way.
"Why a blog," you ask?
In truth, we're probably still working through our rejection from the elementary school talent show (some people wouldn't recognize a good baton routine in front of their face in matching blue leotards) one day, one post at a time.
Before we go any further, however, we would be remiss not to thank our producers who have been with us every step of the way.
Mamma and Daddy, without you, the Internet would have one less slightly self-indulgent sister blog. We thank you, and our Facebook friends will eventually thank you, once we wear down their defenses with a few shameless promotional posts.
Leaving so soon? We promise not to drown you in notifications or anything like that. If you’ll just fill out the short form below with your name, e-mail address, twitter handle, social security number, astrological sign, and iPhone passcode, you can be on your way. Just kidding, all we really need are your routing and account numbers.
No? Ok, fine.
Nevertheless, we invite you to stay tuned as we attempt to live (and write about) our lives with less concern about things that don’t matter and more concern about Kate Middleton’s post pregnancy dress size.
Sincerely (sort of),
S & s
